What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I have post one night stand depression
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