The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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