guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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