I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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