fuck your aforementioned shoe
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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