I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
