Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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