she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im holly from the hills drunk
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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