This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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