bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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