i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Boobs are out for the taking
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I currently don't understand fingers.
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