i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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