I'm lost and stupid without you.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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