Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
wow bdsm is so cute
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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