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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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