His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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