Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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