And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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