youre lurking in front of me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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