it's like iHOP with fire
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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