why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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