Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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