You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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