Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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