i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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