scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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