So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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