Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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