i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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