I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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