i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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