How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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