eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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