That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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