ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There r osticjed everywhere
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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