I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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