i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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