The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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