ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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