the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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