Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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