I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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