Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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