he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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