who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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