talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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