i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
