Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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