Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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