He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Randomize
