this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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